Monday, 17 September 2012

Scrabble heaven

Personally I blame Jim Broadbent. He's always worth listening to and even though this wasn't the first time I'd heard The Late Mr Shakespeare, the play was doing a grand job of distracting me as I toiled across yet another arid plain, with little to divert me except a series of unpronounceable Scrabble challenges. 



This one sign alone has got to be worth a significant number of Scrabble points...



After several days' exploring the area by bike, I was pretty much ready for a change of direction and, prompted by a dodgy hamstring, had  taken a bit of a turn north, towards Roncesvalles, one of the crossing points of the pilgrim route. It was a bit of a cop out from my original plan of the High Sierra and all that but kneeds must and all that...

Cue spooky music. I don't think it happened in the tunnels. There were a couple of short, cool ones that weren't actually marked on my map and in which  I took some shade for a few minutes while choosing the optimal aural accompaniment to the next punishing climb.

Wherever it happened, by the time the Great Fire of London had reached the brothel in which Broadbent spent his latter years, I suddenly realised that I was cycling up a leafy valley with a stream running down it.  This was a bit more like it! 
But how annoying to spend five days hammering across the parched and generally unsympatico plains of Northern Spain, not to mention some of the most ghastly urban landscape I have ever encountered,  only to miss the moment when you left it behind!

Of course the journey is yet barely begun and further trials await. But to find myself at over 1000m, after what seemed like a gentle climb up the Wye Valley - a climb which was sufficiently gentle for me to cycle all the way without walking once - seems just a little bit magical...like the violets that were popping up right by the  patch of lush grass on which I pitched my tent with a mixture of gratitude and just a bit of disbelief.  I'm not sure how you did it but thanks Radio 4!

Thursday, 23 August 2012

A green and legoland


Our Irish surfing tour has taken us through some the world's most green and pleasant countryside. I have particularly enjoyed a couple of spectacular coastal rides around parts of Connemara and the Dingle peninsula. 

But why does no-one mention the awful domestic architecture? In amongst the awe-inspiring celtic hills  are to be found  quite the most monotonous selection of  drab  houses that you'll ever not want to see: lifeless rendered boxes with roofs of  concrete tiles, PVC windows and sterile gardens... usually complete with a digger or trophy 4x4 on the drive.

As usual, the excellent Lonely Planet Guide to Ireland has an explanation, 'Around two-thirds of construction undertaken in Donegal today is aimed at the second-home market and...locals too are opting for the comforts of modern housing. Indeed, far from mourning the loss of their ancestral homes, many admit that the old cottages are too strong a reminder of hard times suffered by generations of their forebears. It's a tragic loss for such cottages to be replaced with hoards of identikit homes that invite names like "Legoland".' 

Friday, 17 August 2012

A swimming invitation I failed to resist


A panorama taken at Killary Loch on my iPhone using an incredibly easy photo app. Clicking on this link will open an interactive version of the image that looks almost perfect - except for that annoying shadow!

Sunday, 5 August 2012

Summer fruits in Wellow

Warming up in Wellow

And talking of plans, in what way could super-civilised Bath be a suitable training ground for the rigours of the Pyrenees? Great for shopping; yes. Theatre; definitely. But col cracking? Dites moi plus.

My cunning plan of visiting friends while they are away on holiday so as to gain free accommodation and eat their raspberries has brought me to Chris and Sue's pad in Wellow, just outside Bath. It's a very des res in a very des village which sports just one pub and a shop that, as far as I can tell, is only open by appointment. And the weather has been beautiful: summer has arrived and the raspberries are ripening a treat.

How, I hear you ask, could this possibly be good preparation for anything other than an extremely comfortable retirement?

For one thing, Wellow is in a communications black hole: no mobile phone signal of any kind and a router password that won't let me past, ie no internet connection either. It's a salutary lesson in how most of the world lives, including the bit I shall (did I say that?) be going to. I can't do blogging, googlemaps, emails, texts, mobile calls, or indeed look anything up on the interweb. If I want to check my emails, I have to cycle up the nearest hill until I hear the little 'you've got mail' ping on my phone that announces I am within range of a transmitter. I then freewheel back into Wellow, read and answer the mail before cycling up the hill again, carefully listening for the whoosh sound of mail being sent. It's all pretty much done at a pace that Jane Austin would have understood but with less ironic social comedy.

Did I mention the hills? Like Rome before it, Somerset's own Aquae Sulis was built on seven large mounds of water-filtering Jurassic limestone. And Wellow, bless its middle-class socks, seems to have followed suit with no thought given by its founders as to how its site would affect its future mobile phone reception. In order to reach Bath one has to climb two hills. And these are not just hills - they are hand-crafted, beautifully scenic, lung-sapping M&S hills, chock full of bends and false summits that – reader take note - are just as big on the return journey.

According to my fancy new satnav (see under 'boy's toys' on previous post) the highest of these beasts is over 200m! Even allowing for the trivial fact that that I'm not starting at sea level and that some hills are not as high as others, my legs tell me that the total climb each time I pop to and from Bath to buy a loaf of bread-that-is-not-just-a-loaf-of-bread etc from the wonderful, and wonderfully named, Thoughtful Bread Company, is over 750m. That's seven hundred and fifty metres people! This is, as it happens, almost exactly the height you have to climb to cross – to take a not-completely random example - the Col du Portillon on the border between Spain and France (see here if you don't believe me).

How do I know this arcane truth? Well there is one final way in which Wellow has proved to be good preparation for whatever lies ahead: Chris is a map addict and has a treasure trove of atlases and maps that have been quietly feeding my imagination, as the TBC have been quietly nourishing my body. Like a three-seed granary loaf in an airing cupboard, some sort of plan is slowly growing.

A stroll in the park

I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I am just about fit enough to climb Cadair Idris – one of Wales' top 20 peaks -  twice. The bad news is that my navigation skills are so poor that, in order to get where I was going, I almost climbed Cadair Idris twice!  

Early June 2012 saw me getting away from the whole jubilee thing. Republican north wales seemed like a good place to do it and Snowdonia lived up to its reputation nicely: other than the occasional bit of bunting and half-hearted attempts at a street party, it was a 'Isn't she wonderful'-lite zone. 

In addition to giving my grumpy streak free rein, the trip-ette was a gentle way of exploring whether I enjoy the reality of travelling, as opposed to the armchair idea. I didn't do any exotic journeys when I was a student, only getting as far as a Foyer des Jeunes in the suburbs of Paris. But, with the sale of our house imminent, I thought it might be an idea to check out what level of comfort my old bones (not to mention my old teeth and bowels) will require.

So I packed up the car with all the wrong stuff, hastily joined the Youth Hostel Association and set sail for the only available last-minute YHA bed at Tycorn Bunkhouse, which was conveniently close to Pen y Fan - the modest 2900ft peak of the Brecon Beacons which les blokes had recently walked up. It was, however, bloody miles away from the challenge that I had identified for day 1: Cadair Idris.

Fizzy up top
Tycorn was a slightly spartan if perfectly acceptable hostel whose only drawback was that it was located at the far end of a six mile track! No phone, no signal, no computer. Simple supper, off to bed in an empty bunkroom, 5.30am start for the long drive to CI which I reached at about 8.00am and up which I stormed up in less than two hours. Good start!


The one on the right looks very like Tasmania, doesn't it?

As I turned for home in the growing mist, I thought that this was all going to be very straightforward. However 15 minutes later I had managed to mistake two lakes for two completely different shaped and much larger lakes! By the time I had worked out my error (thanks to a illuminating shaft of sunlight), I was in the middle of nowhere, at the bottom of a scree slope, and had no option but to turn round and climb up again. It was very hard going and I had to stop many times to catch my breath. About half way up, I suddenly noticed that someone else was coming down the same slope. What a fool - it led nowhere. He had obviously made the same mistake as I had. However, as he got nearer I realised that I was the fool for, as his shorts, singlet and sure footed stride made clear, knew exactly where he was going and he was running there.


Show off!

I saw several other fell runners over the next few days. All were travelling light and all were travelling fast. And all left me completely speechless.... 

Betwy's Tea Rooms
After limping away from the car park I hauled into the side of the road when I saw a sign advertising tea and cakes. It was a rather unprepossessing venue - an old Methodist chapel in which I was the only member of the congregation other than a very bored tea lady who perked up a treat on my arrival. I drank gallons of tea and wolfed down all the welsh cake that could be found while hearing how the local primary school children were taught the Welsh language but not ICT, how they were trying to find ways of increasing use of the hall, and how annoyed everyone was that the Olympic flame had been driven through the area at high speed. It was that sort of random conversation, all conducted to the click click of her knitting needles!



I rather admire the passion that the welsh have for their language and in Betwy's Tea Rooms I discovered an exciting new addition to my limited welsh vocabulary. How to improve attendance at the village hall? A poster on the wall said it all: ffilm shows!


If they call children plants, what do they call plants?


Motorway walking: Snowdon
On to check out my objective for the next day – Snowdon – close to which I found a very convenient camp site that, at only a fiver, was a bargain. I put up the tent, had a nice warm shower and cycled up to the next village where I found a cafĂ© with wifi and Guinness. Sanity restored.

I slept surprisingly well, lulled to sleep by the reassuring pitter patter of rain on tent roof. Next day I got to Snowdon well before the tourist buses arrived and had the Pyg track more or less to myself on the way up – an ascent which, as the previous day, only took about two hours. Again the weather definitely got worse at the top and I decided to crawl the last few yards to the summit, not because I was tired but because I genuinely thought I might be blown off!

Such was my confidence in my navigation skills that I decided against finding a different way down and instead retraced my morning path, passing dozens of mainly young people heading for the top - in various states of unreadiness for what lay ahead. Slightly the wiser, very wet and cold by the time I got back to my campsite, I luxuriated in a hot shower before heading back to the local caff to charge my phone and take in a well deserved glass of something. 

Faeces hit Tryfan
Possibly due an over-long nap the previous afternoon, day three started far too soon, and certainly in plenty of time to find myself at the foot of Tryfan by 7.00am. Tryfan is, apparently, the only mountain in England and Wales for which one, officially, has to use one's hands. (The others one can just walk up…in theory.) It was certainly steep but I made good progress climbing up rocky crags for 40mins or so when I had to stop because the cloud rolled in.


Tryfan. The only way is up.

Bad move. Climbing is fine as long as you're going upwards but when you can't go any further, when you look over the edge and see nothing, when the mist sweeps up from below and you're there on your own...that's when it can get a bit frightening. 

Sitting down alone in the fog eating my rations did not help my courage at all. So I decided to engage reverse gear and maybe find another way up. As I was doing this, up popped Ian and Phil! Both had clearly done this climb before and Phil was in training for a climb up Mont Blanc the next week, so he was clearly someone worth following. 'You have to attack it' advised Ian who promptly did just that. Courage returned and we shimmied up some pretty extreme lumps of rock or, as Phil called them, 'technical sections'. In less than 30 minutes we reached the top.


As if climbing the thing isn't enough, you have to do the 'leap of faith' at the top! I didn't.

After some chat ('Very unusual to have this to yourself'), pictures, sandwiches and  the leap not leapt, we dove over some fearsome boulders to find our way down and encountered…another apparition – a young lad with his dad, just on the way to the summit. He couldn't have been more than 13 and was wearing his Man United teeshirt and a pair of ordinary trainers. Stroll in the park. Rather put us in our place.


Good and bad news
So success and failure in equal measure. It was reassuring to find that my body could more or less cope with climbing three peaks over 3000 ft in three days. (Ok I know that's measured from sea level and I started several hundred feet higher than that.) It's a bit like skiing in that one falls into bed after supper in the confident belief that one will never move again...until the next day dawns.

Less reassuring was managing to lose my way on all three days at some point; once seriously. On more than one occasion I was mindful of my status as a single parent and took the sensible option. What if there isn't one? With navigation clearly an issue I feel it might be essential to acquire a new boy's toy!

More useful and more fun might be a walking companion, preferably four footed, for future strolls in the park.  It is quite absurd how readily I start conversations with other people's dogs!